Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man, but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him: his height, or rather, his lack of it. He was very short and apparently sensitive about the subject.
One day he stormed through the kitchen doors and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"
Everyone was speechless, except for one waitress who couldn't help herself as she blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
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