Funny Jokes
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At my daughter's school, the lunch-hour rule is that the children must eat their main course first, before dessert. One morning I had to make Jerry's lunch in a hurry: granola bar, cheese, raisins, cantaloupe, orange, snack cake and a juice. Jerry looked distressed, so I explained that his lunch was nutritious, and I just didn't have time to make a sandwich. "But Mom," Jerry cried, "what do I eat first?"