Funny Jokes

My mother frequently visits used clothing stores and always brings home bags full of what she considers treasures. My father's disapproval of this practice was apparent one evening when Mom pulled out a vibrantly coloured sweater from one of her bags to model for us. "It's for visibility!" she proclaimed proudly. "I can wear it when I go walking on the road and no one will hit me."
"Not by accident, anyway," Dad responded.