Funny Jokes

The enlisted men were having a beer at a café off post. When the topic got off girls, they started to talk about soldiering. Most of them were bitter about being drafted. One said, "Sure, you know who didn't have to get into uniform, the sons of the big shots! They used pull!"
From the next table, a voice said, "Men, you have it all wrong, I've been in two months and I can tell you that all kinds of men get taken into the army. My dad's a senator and I'm here!" The other soldiers nodded and said, "Well, maybe you're right, Major Brown!"