Funny Jokes

An elderly couple sat through a porno movie twice. They didn't get up to leave until the cinema was ready to close for the night.
"You folks must've enjoyed the show," the usher said.
"Disgusting," said the woman.
"It was revolting," her husband added.
"Then why did you sit through it twice?" the usher asks.
"We had to wait until you turned up the house lights," the woman replied. "We couldn't find my knickers, and his teeth were in them!"