Funny Jokes

One of the first great horror movies, Psycho, was notorious for its shower scene, which scared Americans where they'd never been scared before, in their bathrooms.
One man wrote to the film's director, Alfred Hitchcock, to complain that his wife would no longer take a shower or bath. Now what was he to do?"
Hitchcock wrote back: "Sir, have you considered sending your wife to the dry cleaners?"