Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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Following a campaign speech, a young man rushed up to the speaker and said, "Senator, I wouldn't vote for you if you were Saint Peter." The senator eyed him a moment, then said, "Son, if I were Saint Peter, you couldn't vote for me, because you wouldn't be in my district."

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