After I tucked my six-year-old daughter into bed, she asked if she could sleep with Snuggles, my special teddy bear, because she was just a little scared. I looked at her bed, filled with her own dolls and bears, and said, "What about all of these?"
"They won't help," she replied. "They're already asleep."
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