I decided to buy an outfit for my girlfriend this weekend. I went to the mall and found a really cool twin set in this one store, but for the life of me I couldn't remember what size she is.
I looked around and luckily saw another customer in the store who was built pretty much like my girlfriend. So I went up to the person and said, "Excuse me, sir, but what size are you?"
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