Funny Jokes

There was a preacher who was going to give a sermon, but he forgot what he was going to preach about. He thought that if he said: 'Lookout here I come', that his sermon would come back to him. So he said it, and nothing happened. He said it again even louder and nothing happened. He said it a third time only he jumped and said it really loud. When he jumped, he tripped over a step and fell into the lap of a lady in the front row. When he tried to apologize the lady said, "Oh don't worry, it was nothing, you told me three times that you were coming."