Filica, my sleepy five-year-old niece, slipped into my bed just as my husband was heading downstairs to prepare breakfast. "Why do you hate eggs, Auntie?" she asked me.
"Who said I hate eggs?" I replied.
"But," she said, "I just heard you ask Uncle Anthony to break a few eggs and beat them up for you!"
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