Composer Wolfgang Mozart was trying to help a music student who asked the master how to write a symphony. Mozart suggested that at such a young age, the student should concentrate on writing shorter compositions first. "But you composed symphonies when you were only ten," the student argued.
"True," Mozard said, "but I didn't have to ask how."
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