Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.
A crocodile comes out of the river:
- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.
- Get lost, oh green one!
- Come on guys, just one!
- Go %@~# yourself!
So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.
Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.
- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!
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