Funny Jokes

Having driven members of the girls' volleyball team to an out-of- town game, I was waiting for my daughter's high school to reimburse me for the gas. Days passed, until one afternoon I found shreds of paper in the washing machine after doing the laundry. Looking closely, I saw it had been a check. When asked, my daughter realized she'd forgotten to give it to me, and reluctantly agreed to go to the office and explain what had happened. They issued another check, placed in a Ziploc bag with a note: "Please leave in bag when washing."