Funny Jokes

After twenty-five years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: "Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a sexy twenty-six year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car and a big bed, but I'm sleeping with a fifty-one-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not pulling your weight."
She replied calmly: "Then why don't you go out and find yourself a sexy twenty-six-year-old blonde? And if you do, I'll make sure that once again you'll be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed."