When my daughter, Tiffany, was five, I gave her a scratch card. Excitedly, she started scratching the silver panel with a coin. When she was done, she looked at the card. She sighed, continued scratching, then looked at the card again. "Can you help me?" she asked.
I looked at the card, "Sorry dear," I said, "You didn't win."
"But Mom," Tiffany said, "it says, "Try again!"
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