Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.
Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."
Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."
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