As I pulled into the parking lot at the department store, I noticed a car with its headlights on. I jotted down the make, color and licence number. Inside the store I joined the line at the information desk. When the clerk reached me, I told her a white Ford in the parking lot had its lights on and gave her the number.
"Thank you," she replied, and went on to another customer.
The lady next to me asked her indignantly, "Aren't you going to announce it?"
"There's no need," she replied sheepishly. "That car belongs to me."
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