One day a blonde and her two friends, a brunette and a redhead, walked into a store. The salesman at the store was advertising a magic mirror.
"Look into the mirror," he told the brunette. "Tell the mirror what you think, and it will come true. But don't lie about what you're thinking, or else you will disappear."
So the brunette said, "I am thinking about marrying a handsome, rich man." Just then, a handsome, rich man appeared and asked the brunette to marry him.
The salesman then told the redhead, "Look into the mirror. Tell it what you think, and it will come true. But if you lie about what you're thinking, you will disappear."
So the redhead said, "I am thinking about living in a beautiful mansion." Suddenly, a large, gorgeous mansion appeared outside.
The blonde wanted to try, so the salesman told her the same thing he had told the brunette and the redhead: "Look into the mirror, and tell it what you think. But don't lie or else you will disappear!"
So the blonde said, "I think..." and then she disappeared.
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