Funny Jokes

I was baby-sitting my two grandchildren around suppertime and both hands were submerged in hamburger when Rufus, the family dog, barked at the door. I asked six-year-old Nathan to let him out, and he did. A few minutes later Rufus barked to come back in, and again I asked Nathan. He told me that the house rule is that someone else has to do it. I told him his sister was too far to hear me and politely reminded him that Rufus is his dog. As he stomped past to let him in, he muttered, "He's your granddog, you know!"