Funny Jokes

My husband and I were out on the lake trolling for rainbow trout. We tried all the usual baits...worms, minnows, marshmallows, spinners-floating, sinking, big and small...but the fish weren't biting. We noticed, however that a couple in another boat were having more luck. After hours of frustration, we called it a day and went ashore. The other couple had already returned, and Ron went to admire their catch and to find out what they had used for bait. A wedding-band fly with a worm behind it, he later told me.
The next day I went into a fishing-tackle store and asked the clerk if they had any wedding bands. "I'm sorry ma'am," he advised me, "but we're a fishing store, not a jewelry store."