Funny Jokes
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A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. 'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look,' she said. 'What's your secret for a long, happy life?' 'I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,' he replied. 'Wow, that's amazing,' she said, 'How old are you?' 'Twenty-six.'