A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Siding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me."
"Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"
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