Things Women wish Men Knew
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as much as you enjoy listening
3. Don't say you understand when you don't
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what its like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball or anyhting else you and your friends talk about.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big
10. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
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