Funny Jokes

My boss had been trying to reach Mike, one of his plumbers, when it became apparent Mike had accidentally turned off his pager. Suddenly the boss realized he had sent Mike on a call to an apartment building where his own sister lived.
When Mike returned to the office, he said he felt he had been in the Twilight Zone: While working in the hallway, an attractive lady whom he had never seen before opened her apartment door and said: "Mike? It's for you."