As he trained troops at Fort Dix, New Jersey, my brother-in-law noticed that one medic was hopeless on the firing range.
"You better learn how to fire your weapon," he told him. "All soldiers have to qualify on the range before we can send them to Iraq."
Then it's okay," he said. "I'm not going to Iraq. I'm going to Baghdad."
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