Funny Jokes

Hi, sweetheart, I said to my six-year-old niece, Allison, when she phoned. "What's new?"
"Well, Aunt Debbie, you know those chocolate chip cookies you made us?" she asked.
"Yes," I replied. "Is anything wrong with them?"
"Well, er, kind of."
"What? Didn't I put in enough chocolate chips?"
"Well, uh, it's not that," she stammered.
"Allison, what's wrong?"
"Well, I just thought you'd like to know...I'm eating the last one."