Tom, the teenage son, came in from the fields and said, "I've got to get this damn manure off me."
The assembled ladies of the bridge club were aghast. When the teenager left the room, one said to his mother, "He shouldn't say 'manure' in the company of ladies."
Tom's mother said, "We should count our blessings. You don't know how long it took me to get him to say 'manure'!"
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