Rodney sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" asked the lawyer.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""
"That's the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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