A Navy officer was walking through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and chanced upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on a table.
"Sailor!" the officer boomed. "Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?"
"No sir," replied the sailor, "but we don't land airplanes on the roof either!"
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