Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, 'Mister, can you spare a dollar?'
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, 'If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?'
'No,' says the bum.
The man then asks, 'If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?'
Again the bum says, 'No.'
So the man says to the bum, 'Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?'

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