Wife: And another thing I want to tell you. I've noticed every time you talk, you say my house, my automobile, my chair, my shoes; everything's yours. You never say ours. I'm your partner. I'm your wife. It should be ours.
The husband paid no attention to his wife and just kept looking around the room for something.
Wife: What are you looking for?
Husband: Our pants!
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