Funny Jokes

The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky... Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous.
A night of tall tales begins....
Kiven, the kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest hang glider dude there is. Why, just the other day, I landed in a field and scared a crocodile that got loose from the swamp. It ate six men before I wrestled it to the ground with my bare hands and beat it bloody.
Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I landed after a 200 mile flight on a tiny track, and a fifteen foot Namibian desert snake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastatd with my bare hands and tore its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today".
Barry the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.