Funny Jokes

An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says "Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg"
The Pirate says "Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the kne"
The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?"
The Pirate says "Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl"
The Barman says "Jeez - Well what about the eye then?"
The Pirate says "That's easy a seagull crapped in it"
The Barman says "What?!?!"
The Pirate says "Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day..."