Funny Jokes

Chinese Proverbs
...Man who run in front of car get tired.
...Man who run behind car get exhausted.
...War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
...Man who tell one too many lightbulb jokes get burned out.
...Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
...Man who sit in tack get point.
...Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.