An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination."
"Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation."
A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived.
"Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father.
"I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it."
"That's no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an 'A' for neatness!"
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