Funny Jokes
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Christopher, my husband, had just logged a month of 12-hour days, seven days a week on a large construction project. Our three-year- old daughter, feeling somewhat abandoned by her daddy, was less than pleased when she found him in the bathroom one Sunday morning, preparing for work yet again. "Where you going, Daddy?" she asked mournfully. "Oh, gotta go to work," he replied. Trying to explain why, he added, "Gotta bring home the bacon." Melissa spun around and sped down the hallway, then quickly came pattering back shouting, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!" and flourishing a pound of bacon.