Eugene Sills went to see his attorney to make a will. When it was all done, he told the lawyer that he wanted only one more thing added ....he wanted to be buried at sea.
"But why?" the lawyer asked.
"That's so my wife can be taken care of if she goes ahead with her threat to dance on my grave."
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