Funny Jokes

Mr. Finkelstein is called as a witness in a trial.
"How old are you?" asks the D.A.
"I am, kaynahoreh, ninety one."
"Excuse me? What did you say?"
"I said, I am, kaynahoreh, ninety-one years old."
"Sir, the clerk can't type unusual words, please just answer the question with no embellishments," says the D.A. "I ask you again, How old are you?"
"I told you. Kaynahoreh, I'm ninety-one."
The D.A. is really getting annoyed. The judge is also losing his patience. He instructs, "The witness will answer the question simply and plainly or be held in contempt of court!"
The defense lawyer rises and says, "Your Honor, I think I can resolve this. May I ask the question?"
"If you can get this trial moving, please, be my guest."
"Mr. Finkelstein, let me ask you, kaynahoreh, how old are you?"
Mr. Finkelstein replies, "Ninety-one."