Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a bomb, which one of them had in his lap.
''Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute',' said the man carrying the explosive.
''Don't worry',' the driver assured him, ''we have got a spare one in the boot.''
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