Funny Jokes

Company Policies

Here are some potential new company policies for you all to consider...
1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
6. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
8. Never quit until you have another job.