Funny Jokes

When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of the house called a family meeting. "This is unacceptable," said the father. "You have to limit the use of the phone. I never use this phone, I always use the one at the office."
The mother said: "Same here, I hardly ever use the home phone, because I use my work phone."
The son said: "Me, too. I never use the home phone. I always use the company's mobile."
"So what is the problem?" asked the maid. "We all use our work telephones."