Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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You Know You Have Reached Middle Age If...
1. You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.
2. A gardener cuts your grass even though you have a brand-new lawn mower in the garage.
3. Now that you can afford front-row seat at a rock concert you can't imagine why anyone would want to be there.
4. Your baby pictures are in black and white.
5. Your prescriptions refill number is programmed into your "speed dial."
6. You have Christmas cards in the mail by December 1st.
7. You've stopped worrying about hair loss and started worrying about memory loss.
8. You own more electrical appliances than there are outlets in your home.

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