Funny Jokes

A man in a restaurant calls the waiter over and says,
"Waiter, taste my soup!"
The waiter demurs, "Oh, no, sir. I couldn't do that."
The man insists, "No, I really want you to taste my soup."
The waiter continues to object,
"Sir, it's not appropriate for me to taste your soup."
The man persists, "I'm asking you to taste my soup!"
The waiter replies, "Sir, is something wrong with your soup?"
The man continues to insist, "Just taste my soup."
The waiter sighs and says in a resigned voice,
"Oh, all right. I'll taste your soup."
He bends down to the table, then stops and turns to the man,
"I can'tthere's no spoon."
The man says, "Aha!!!"