Funny Jokes

I've decided on a name for the baby, said the young mother. "I shall call her Euphrosyne."
Her husband did not care for the selection, but being a tactful fellow, he was far too wise to declare his objection.
"Splendid," he said cheerfully. "The first girl I ever loved was called Euphrosyne, and the name will revive pleasant memories."
There was a brief period of silence, then: "We'll call her Elizabeth, after my mother," said the young wife firmly.