Funny Jokes

In an U.N meeting regarding world food reservation, all of the sudden, the U.S delegate turned to the Korean and said: "Please stop eating dogs."
The Korean replied: "Please ask the Indian to eat beef then we will stop eating dogs."
The U.S shook his head and turned to the Japanese: "Please stop eating whale".
The Japanese replied: "Well, please ask the Muslims to eat pork then we will stop eating whale."
The U.S shook his head and turned to the Vietnamese: "What do you eat, sir?"
The Vietnamese replied: "Like the Chinese, we eat all animals including their eggs, eyes, ears, tails, feet, legs except table legs. We are the greatest food saver, sir"