Funny Jokes

Average Iraqi: Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation.
Average American: Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards.
Average Iraqi: Lines up by the thousands to die for country.
Average American: Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty.
Average Iraqi: Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West.
Average American: Shoves McDonalds' cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include McCookies.
Average Iraqi: Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest.
Average American: Has beer-guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip.