A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartender " Give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch quick!"]
The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can.
The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast."
The man says " well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have."
The bartender says " Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?"
The man looks at him and says " Fifty cents."
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