A college freshman comes home for Christmas after being away all semester. Her father looks her up and down, then says, "Aren't you a lot thinner than when you went away?"
"Yes I am, Dad," the girl admits. "I weigh 125 pounds stripped for gym."
The father stares at her for a moment in horrified amazement. Finally, he shouts, "Well, tell me this: Just who in the devil is Jim?"
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