Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses.
The second pilgrim asks, "Why do you have two blunderbusses?"
The first pilgrim explains, "I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two I can shoot again."
The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, "Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?"
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